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Introït [Demo]
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Madeleine, you’re looking fine, oh how I wish that you were mine
And other such pathetic lines created by my lovesick mind
She doesn’t love you back you chiromaniac, so do the right thing Jack and give it up
Oh Christopher I’m missing ya, oh how I wish that I was yours
Why can’t you see a girl like me is better than those other whores
He says he thinks you’re fake, a spiteful little snake
So please for Heaven’s sake find somebody new
I love her even so / I love him even so
I’ll never let her go / I’ll never let him go
Oh what’s a lovesick teenage boy to do / Oh what’s a lovesick teenage girl to do
Well it happens every day, boy and girl, young and old alike
Some succeed while others lose
I think that love songs are twee, I’d rather sing the blues
The world can see your misery
So dry your eyes now darling, you have my deepest sympathy
It’s true what others say though it may not feel that way
But I can guarantee that there will always be plenty more fish in the sea
He’s stringing me along I see, oh how I’d like to string him up
I swear she can’t be good for me, so why don’t I just give her up?
I don’t mean to complain (So you’re not gonna thank her?)
But I’m sick of all the pain (Well noone cares you wanker)
There’s nothing left to gain but more of the same
We’re going nowhere fast, this isn’t going to last, I simply can’t be arsed
It happens every day anyway no matter what you’re like / Some succeed, others lose
Some succeed, others lose / I don’t care
I think that love songs are twee / This won’t go
I’d rather be with you / Anywhere
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She walks in beauty, tender as the night of cloudless starry skies
And all the aspects best of dark and bright are met inside her eyes
And therefore mellowed to that tender light which Heav’n to day denies
And though she’s dressed in black and mourns a loved one gone
Her beauty’s still a sight to see, her presence fills the room with ethereal song
She’s hypnotising me
One shade the more, or yet one ray the less had half inspired the grace
Which waves in every gentle raven tress or softly lights her face
Where purest thoughts senerely sweet express how dear their resting place
And though her heart is wrenched with devastating pain
She smiles with quiet dignity, and though my conscious sense I struggle to retain
She’s mesmerising me
And on that flawless cheek and o’er that brow so calm, yet eloquent
The poignant smiles that win the tints that glow but tell of good times spent
A mind and heart at peace with all below whose love is innocent
And though I try to clear my mind, try as I might this girl in black is all I see
And I accept that I shall not forget this night, this wondrous night in which she
This magical night in which she, she walks in beauty
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While I was penning melodies my good friend Tim came up to me
“Stop writing all these songs for girls,” he said
“Your lovesick whining’s getting tiring, please write something more inspiring
And sing a song of fantasy instead!”
“But the only themes that interest me are love and girls unfortunately
So I don’t think I have the drive to write a different song for you...”
He said “I’ll wager you a fiver,” I said “Tim, well snakes alive,
A fiver could revive that drive – now what is it you’d have me do?”
We shook on it, he beamed as he recounted some strange tale to me
I couldn’t make it stranger if I tried
About some legendary treasure trail in which the hunters did prevail
By following an eagle as their guide
It didn’t make much sense to me but we had made a bet you see
So what is coming up will have to do
I want to win that fiver so I hope that Tim, it’s good enough for you
The British they rode south then north 370 in all, y’know
Where in 18 and two sixes they did see that ol’ black eagle float
Ignited, heard its metal ascend its nest and then soar omniescent
O’er where bridge and valley met, and onto where the stone did rest
And onto where the stone did rest, Clara Dally’s treasure chest,
But darling you bring out the best in me
So give me a reason and I will stay strong, go where life takes you and I’ll tag along
Together forever that’s where we belong –
Oh crap I’ve just realised I’m singing a love song again
Well Tim it seems that you were right, I evidently cannot write
A song without a girl in it for you
But damn your eagles, keep your treasure, writing love songs is my pleasure
And maybe this time I’ll get lucky too
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Ballad For A Brat [Demo]
02:09
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Your mummy mollycoddles you, she spoils you something rotten
That’s ‘cause you were an accident, you wretched misbegotten little child
You’re a bastard but you’re clearly in denial
You’ve never worked for anything, you take it all for granted
Small wonder that the rest of us are feeling disenchanted, oh it’s true
Not that many people care that much for you
Seventeen, you think that you’re the shit – remove the article that’s definite
The rest of us aren’t perfect but we all acknowledge that
So maybe you should too you little brat
Your parents spend 12 grand a year to fund your education
You waste their cash on cigarettes then tell them that you hate them, that’s a fact
Superficial supercilious little prat
You bullied your poor girlfriend into sex without protection
You said it makes you horny but you couldn’t get a damn erection, what a shame
And you’ve only really got yourself to blame
Pretentious preening egomaniac, there’s one thing you deserve, it’s called a smack
I hope you realise what a brat you are some day
And I don’t have a thing nice left to say
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Teetotal [Demo]
03:44
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I said I was leaving once I’d finished my round
But next thing I knew we were out on the town
And now it’s the morning and my stomach is sick
I’ve spent all my money and I feel like a prick
I went on a bender and now Jesus I’m feeling unwell
My stomach churns like a blender and my head is going through hell
I know it’s unlike me so I’ll forgive you if you smile when I say,
“I’m going teetotal for a while”
It seemed like a bad idea but now I’ve had several beers
So let’s play this slighty risqué drinking game
I don’t mean to be explicit, but her mouth – well I really didn’t miss it
Making out with your friends while drunk is really lame
There’s fun and there’s foolish and I think last night was the latter
Don’t tell me I’m prudish and don’t tell me that it doesn’t matter
‘Cause if I’d been sober, well I would have run a mile
So that’s why I’m going teetotal for a while
If you can’t drink responsibly it’s fair to say you probably
Shouldn’t really drink at all, and some of you dicks should take the hint from me
I wish that our society would favour more sobriety but that’s not the case at all
So I’ll sit here at the bar with my orange juice alone
It’s gonna be tricky, but at least God knows that I’m trying
But I could kill for a cocktail, a cold lager or a glass of rosé wine
Southern Comfort, Tia Maria, and every type of Belgian beer
Are normally more my style, and that’s exactly why I’m going teetotal
So goodbye, I’m going teetotal for a while
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My dear you see it’s clear to me that love is really blind
You live your life so unaware, I follow kissing your behind
Your back is turned, you’ll never learn the things I cannot say
I tried my best to spit them out but couldn’t find a way
‘cause I tried to write you love songs but I didn’t get that far
‘cause I’m pretty crap at singing and not much better at guitar
So I wrote this little number in the only way I know
By ripping off Bruce Springsteen songs (The River, Thunder Road)
And now it’s fair that I should let you know
That I love you and I care for you, you barely know my name
But I feel a strong connection girl, I hope you feel the same
I thought that love would never touch me, now you’ve left me feeling small
This Gatsby’s not so great after all
My dear I see unfortunately you didn’t like my news
The green light is receding now and all you’ve left’s me with the blues
But nobody can understand just what it is I see
They think that you’re a spiteful bitch for pinning stuff on me
Stuff like fucking up a friendship that you claimed was never there
Well I hate to contradict you but that really isn’t fair
‘cause I did my best to please you girl, yeah heaven knows I tried
But was your kindness all pretence to keep me occupied
Yeah when you smiled were you stone cold inside?
Well I love you, I still care for you but frankly I’m confused
‘cause you’ve been treating me like worse than dirt, I’m feeling quite bemused
But I’ll come back if you want me to just don’t ask me to crawl
This Gatsby’s not so great after all
I fell to the bottom you kicked me while I was down
But I hear from all the others you’re the kind of girl that gets around
There’s the impression your list of indiscretions goes on and on and on
Your general behaviour it makes me feel sick
Like when you cheated on your best friend by sucking on her boyfriend’s lips
As you kissed you didn’t give a shit, it goes on and on and on and on and on and on...
Well I loved you and I cared for you but now I see the truth
You’re a spoilt adolescent girl who’s burning up her youth
Well I think that you’re pathetic, yeah I hope that you regret it
But wait I’m not finished yet
Because my dear you see this land is free for me to bitch and moan
And tell the world in no uncertain terms I hope you die alone
You’re too proud to be my pride and joy, well please enjoy the fall
This Gatsby’s filled with hate and now it’s far too late
Well maybe you’re not so great after all
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The leaves fall in Autumn, but there’s blossom come Spring
I’m stating the obvious but oh my, how time changes every little thing
We’re not getting younger and maybe this life is all that we get
We’re searching for Heaven but none of us have found it yet
But I’ve always been a believer in making the most of what’s here
So when you’re tossed on life’s seas by tempestuous breezes
You cling to the things you hold dear
We all need companionship, we all need a friend
We all want much more than that but most of us fall short in the end
So will you come gambling with me, well I know we’ll be taking a risk
But sometimes you’ve got to face danger just to know you exist
If we don’t seize these opportunities then I know I’ll never forget it
‘cause I don’t wanna pass by, I don’t wanna ask why
And dear God I don’t wanna regret it
‘cause I know, I know I’m handful, yeah, I when I sing it’s not quite in key
And I know that when you picture perfection, well I guess it looks nothing like me
But take a chance, what’s the worst that could happen
Well at worst you’ll have made a mistake
But mistakes, they’re what we all learn from
And that’s a chance that I’m willing to take
So I’ll state with ironic conviction yeah, that I believe I’ve got the whole world to give
If we’re all that we’ve got why not give it a shot
Because the most important thing to do is live
To do is live
To do is live
To do is live
To do is...
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My songs are laced with irony
They make me sound more serious than I really mean to be
And though it’s good to let your feelings out
If truth be told I haven’t got much to complain about
The finest friends that I could wish for
They’ve taught me how to live my life
And now I’ll share a little something in return
So friends please follow my advice
You gotta live laugh love and be happy, live laugh love and be happy
I know it sounds simplistic and I know it sounds twee
But if you’re optimistic then I’m sure you’ll agree
That if you live laugh love and be happy, live laugh love and be happy
If we live for each other, if we live for our friends
Then everything will work out in the end
Another day has come and gone
So let’s all drink too much and then we’ll have a singalong
There’s no place I’d rather be
And there’s no way that I can say how much y’all mean to me
It’s all about forgotten evenings, the ones that pass without a care
It’s all about the little moments that we spend and when they blend
Into memories we share then I’ll be proud to say that “I was there”
‘cause if you love laugh love and be happy, live laugh love and be happy
I know it sounds simplistic and I know it sounds twee
But if you’re optimistic then I’m sure you’ll agree
That if you live laugh love and be happy, live laugh love and be happy
If we live for each other if we live for for our friends
Then everything will work out
In the end the good time’s got to end, the best things never last
But when your days are dismal then remember good times past
The times we danced, the times we laughed the times that went too fast
(We taught the instruments to sing)
And when I start to sing my song I want the whole damn room to sing along
And not because they know me and they feel it is polite
But ‘cause the lyrics mean so much to them they need to get them right
‘cause everybody shares one base connection
We’re all heading in one ultimate direction
That inevitable darkness which we never shall escape
So sing with me before it’s too late
That’s whay you gotta live laugh love and be happy, live laugh love and be happy
And I know it sounds simplistic and I know it sounds twee
But if you’re optimistic then I’m sure you’ll agree
That if you live laugh love and be happy, live laugh love and be happy
If we live for each other, if we live for our friends then everything will work out
Well I know I’m no New Jersey boy, but boy I’m having fun
Pretending I’m Bruce Springsteen or Frank Turner’s bastard son
So if you’re still alive out there if I’m not the only one then sing (THEN SING!)
Whoa-oh-oh (Whoa-oh-oh) x 3
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I wrote you a tired old cliché and I scrawled it down just the other day
But before the ink had even dried I saw my weary pen hang its nib in shame
Well dear, my clever pen, it knew that tired old clichés just won’t do
Not when the subject matter’s you – and that’s a cliché but true
‘cause you, you are the song in the beaks of the birds
And you are the reason I struggle for words
You gave me hope that I had never found before and you say “Hey –
That’s what friends are for”
Some guy writes a love song for his girl, he claims “I will love you forever”
But six months later it’s over, he hates her, and I think to myself,
“Well that wasn’t too clever to claim” ‘cause romance may change
But through the fire and the rain, true friends may remain, you and I stay the same
Y tú, cada hora que paso con tígo me parece menos de un segundo
That’s a compliment if you’re not sure but you say “Hey –
That’s what friends are for”
Are you all I’ve got or all that I’m not, how can mere words express the truth
Still there’s one thing left and that thing is you
You are the Sun and you are the Light, and you are the pillow I cling to at night
You gave me your word, how could I ever ask for more? And you say “Hey –
That’s what friends are for”
I wrote you a tired old cliché, that’s been said, I wrote ‘til my fateful pen was dead
And now that I’ve cleared my head, well I guess we should call it a day my dear
And when you hear this you might see how much you really mean to me
And if you cry for me with tears I can’t ignore, then I’ll wipe them away
And you know what I’ll say, with a smile I’ll say “Hey –
That’s what true friends are for”
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