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I said I was leaving once I’d finished my round

But next thing I knew we were out on the town

And now it’s the morning and my stomach is sick

I’ve spent all my money and I feel like a prick

I went on a bender and now Jesus I’m feeling unwell

My stomach churns like a blender and my head is going through hell

I know it’s unlike me so I’ll forgive you if you smile when I say,

“I’m going teetotal for a while”

It seemed like a bad idea but now I’ve had several beers

So let’s play this slighty risqué drinking game

I don’t mean to be explicit, but her mouth – well I really didn’t miss it

Making out with your friends while drunk is really lame

There’s fun and there’s foolish and I think last night was the latter

Don’t tell me I’m prudish and don’t tell me that it doesn’t matter

‘Cause if I’d been sober, well I would have run a mile

So that’s why I’m going teetotal for a while

If you can’t drink responsibly it’s fair to say you probably

Shouldn’t really drink at all, and some of you dicks should take the hint from me

I wish that our society would favour more sobriety but that’s not the case at all

So I’ll sit here at the bar with my orange juice alone

It’s gonna be tricky, but at least God knows that I’m trying

But I could kill for a cocktail, a cold lager or a glass of rosé wine

Southern Comfort, Tia Maria, and every type of Belgian beer

Are normally more my style, and that’s exactly why I’m going teetotal

So goodbye, I’m going teetotal for a while

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from The Lovers & The Losers [DEMO], track released October 13, 2010

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